petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

I had an interview the other day in Germany where the interviewer was like, “I heard some recordings of you when you were fourteen and your voice sounds so different. Why have you changed so much?” And I was like, “My balls have dropped.”

”She never liked me… so I passed on her cookies.”

givemethatblame:

I see Callie and Arizona fighting somewhere and Alex comes in and over hears them or whatever and he just can’t take it so he starts yelling over them and says its him and I can just pictures Arizona’s face and her eyes opening with understanding and Callie is shocked and confused as to why he…

with-feelings-its-better:

“It’s hard to really grasp that existential fact that the only commodity that is not negotiable is time.”

jennception:

Dianna Agron’s performance at the Glamour Presents “These Girls” at Joe’s Pub event (HQ) (x)

fyeahgleeclub:

Premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures’ “Hangover Part 3”

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.